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LitChaos online Interview... or How I love to read myself
May 11 2008, 8:09 PM EDT
Part 1Q. What did you have for breakfast? A. Steak-n-egg. It got me in trouble cuz me mate said I’s gonna die from fryin’ all my food. So I says to her she will too if she ain’t startin’ cook me Vegan! Q. What's your favorite restaurant? A. Usually the 2-fer-one but I get ticked off cuz the tip exceeds a weeks food bill & that’s cuz me mate brags to the waiter then has the chef come out & then sometimes even the owner. But when I get ticked off the most is when the food is not good enough even when it’s 2-fer & then I act scroogy & since I ain’t ever comin’ back to the same place twice cuz I hate spit & boogers in my food! Q. What's your favorite poem? (Provide the link if you can) A. Poem? You must be jokin’! Who reads ‘em! But here’s 3 cool links. One to my hoochie koochie at www.mannequinenvy.com, the other at www.nodopaka.com (a cool site for passé art) and here’s one directly to my latest love… that’s if you don’t mind a little Polish with Chopin Vodka? http://youtube.com/watch?v=PiZAljXzGdg&feature=related and here’s my latest book on the subject of Guano & Jackson Pollock. Be patient, the shit is worth seeing http://www.photoworks.com/photo-sharing/shareSigninBook.jsp?shareCode=AC72382C56B&cp=ems_shr_alb_emb&cb=PW Ok, ok! Here’s one without a link: I Don't Know If You're Alive Or Dead by Anna Akhmatova I don't know if you're alive or dead. Can you on earth be sought, Or only when the sunsets fade Be mourned serenely in my thought? All is for you: the daily prayer, The sleepless heat at night, And of my verses, the white Flock, and of my eyes, the blue fire. No-one was more cherished, no-one tortured Me more, not Even the one who betrayed me to torture, Not even the one who caressed me and forgot. Part 2 Continued somewhere following this. Do you find this valuable?
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1. RE: LitChaos online Interview... or How I love to read myself
May 11 2008, 8:10 PM EDT
Ok here's Part 2Q. What's your favorite plant? (Provide the link if you can) A. You gotta be kiddin’! I’s already in trouble by association for drivin’ me mate to a 420 crash pad. I ain’t tellin’ you nuthin’ but here’s one link http://litchaos.com/ Q. What's your favorite totem for your personality? (Provide the link if you can) A. Well, I ain’t a Dick and can’t provide you with a link to my zipper. Q. What's the address of your blog, if you have one? A. Blatant Narcissus www.nodopaka.com . Did you notice, I posted it twice! It’s a virtual setup but then it costs nuthin’ to see. Q. What's your favorite website? A. After the one for God, it’s my own? Should I list it again? Q. What's your favorite side? A. Usually the funny side of things. Q. Look to the left right now. Turn back to the computer and describe what you just saw. A. A chick doll with sunglasses on, No skirt, her panties just below her knees, sitting on the John handin’ me the cell phone with my other chick on the line & am I glad you didn’t ask me to look on what’s on me right cuz I’s gruntin’ next to her. Clap and pour yourself a hard drink, you're all finished. Thanks for taking the time. Send it along. A. OK, but Vodka don’t get hard enough in the icebox and it’s pretty hard to clap with a drink in one hand with the other on a chick & if not then on… I better not say! Yours truly Alex Nodopaka… still too sober! www.nodopaka.com Do you find this valuable? |
