Yes Club, here's an online interview.
Cut and paste the questions into the body of an email, then add your answers, and send it along to litk.os@gmail.com with the subject "Online Interview" to get your very own very cool page about you at litchaos.com. Attach a photo of yourself in your email, too. The interview questions (feel free to augment):

• What did you have for breakfast?
• What's your favorite restaurant?
• What's your favorite poem? (provide the link if you can)
• What's your favorite plant? (provide the link if you can)
• What's your favorite totem for your personality? (provide the link if you can)
• What's the address of your blog, if you have one?
• What's your favorite website?
• What's your favorite side?
• Look to the left right now. Turn back to the computer and describe what you just saw.
• Make your own question and then answer it. (Leave your question here for others to answer)

Clap and pour yourself a hard drink, you're all finished. Thanks for taking the time. Send it along.